From the Euphemism Hall of Fame

Pedro Canahuati, VP of engineering for security and privacy at Facebook, in a post titled “Keeping Passwords Secure”:

As part of a routine security review in January, we found that some user passwords were being stored in a readable format within our internal data storage systems.

This post is from March 21, but I missed this particular item. What’s so delicious is that by “some” they mean 600 million. You know, some.

★ Monday, 1 April 2019